Thursday, January 15, 2009
RevolutionARY Road was SUCH a Shitty Movie
Sometimes I am moved to opine on matters that no one in the world gives a shit about save me. This is probably one of them (shitty movies with no plot), but I don't let that stop my fingers from attacking the keyboard. The subject today is shitty movies about stupid subjects and I have about had it. I am so done with watching movies. Now my netflix queue only has OLD movies or tv dramas I want to test out from the start because there is NOTHING out there to watch. Which is a huge joke when you consider the katrillion dollars flowing in and out of Hollywood and the gazillion "celebrities" earning an egregious living on ....what, getting dressed up like hooahs and girly men and getting high in clubs to get their picture taken by celebrity gossip rags that really have nothing interesting to say? A joke! So I saw RevolutionARY Road. Don't ask why, I guess I was just willing to squander a couple hours of my fascinating life on just sitting there and passively taking in, uhm, "entertainment". Not. Because watching two attractive young people bitch and whine, oh boo hoo hoo about, oh boo. hoo. hoo. poor you, about uh, having to GROW UP and uh, GO TO WORK, and uh, HAVE KIDS, and uh, TAKE CARE OF THEM, and uh, NOT TRAVEL WITH YOUR BACKPACK TO EXOTIC LOCATIONS and uh, what else was there? Oh yeah, it's REALLY REALLY ATTRACTIVE to be MALE with no employment prospects. Oooh yes, does that not get me all hot and bothered, menopausal mangled ME, a great looking young man "finding himself" in Paris. I can relate. NOT. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? What the fuck is wrong with our society?? I will tell you in no uncertain terms that the jaggoffs that come up with awards are so so full of shit, I automatically think I am just going to ignore everything "entertainment". Gotta get back to work. This blog will address this subject again. Bottom lining it: clean your closets, floss your teeth, get a colonoscopy, but please MISS RevolutionARY Road if you value two hours of your life!